Typical Elevator Conversation

-Door Opens-

Me: Happy Monday!

Young Man: Happy Monday to you as well.

Me: It’s almost Friday.

Young Man: That’s one way of looking at it. The glass isn’t 90% empty, it’s 10% full.

Me: Most people forget that the glass isn’t meant to stay full, it’s meant to be emptied and refilled. And sometimes, it’s meant to overflow.